A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare
and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely,
he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00on
one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly
and meaningfully said:
"Clean my house."
Friday, January 4, 2008
Joke of the Day!
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Awesome!
Hey, you'll have to do something about your music thingy on your sidebar. It overlaps onto your blog part and I had to figure out a way to shrink it in order for me to read the rest of this joke (various clicks on the music "create playlist" etc., to get it to shrink down enough to read it before it got big again.) Anyway, maybe it's just my computer, but it's annoying!
i love this joke good tips also i love mathematics your way
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